Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Famous Movie Quotes

Superior Bike Fest the SAGA

Setting.....Brian "Mullet Man" Matter.....blown out in chamois driving around race course trying to find Rob White in the break. We pull over to the side of the road and see a rider from another team blown out of his mind and hiding in the shade. Mullet Man is eating some cold grilled chicken from 3 nights before. Mullet Man walks across the road and asks the other rider if he is OK. Other rider responds, "I'm bonking." Mullet Man offers him a part of the half eaten cold chicken breast on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Blown Out rider says, "That is the best cold chicken I have ever tasted." Then hops on his bike and rides away!

Setting....Tim "The Ultimate Warrior" Drankus.....blown out after crashing. Mullet Man Matter in the next hotel room over. Mullet Man Matter hears some high pitched screaming. Tim "The Ultimate Warrior" Drankus was attacked by a baby woodchuck in his hotel room and proceeded to scream kind of like Mariah Carey. Not really a quote but pretty funny.

Settting...well....I'll let you read this yourself here scroll to the bottom for the quote of the day.